Q: Why are there two types of tea cups in the cupboard?
A: If you like, can sip your tea from an American-style mug. Don't have a big American mouth? Then try one our thin, English-style tea cups for cheery sipping.
Q: Can I demonstrate, through tea, my rugged American spirit and general bad-assery?
A: Try drinking your tea straight with no sugar.
Q: When I make tea, should I ask the other people in the office if they'd fancy a cup?
A: Yes! If it's good, you'll have achieved some non-obnoxious ass-kissage. If it's bad, we'll never ask you to make our tea again. Win-win.
Q: You don't mind if I just leave this tea bag in here, do you?
A: FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY DO NOT LEAVE THE TEA BAG IN OR WE WILL SACK YOU SO FAST YOUR ARSE WILL SPIN!